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Liquor and Whores is a song sung by Bubbles.

2007 Lyrics Edit

Liquor and whores

Liquor and whores

Cigarettes, and dope, and mustard, and baloney

Liquor and whores


I was down, drinking at the Legion

I met a girl, she was nice, she was pretty and pleasing

She said "Hey boy, we should do some marrying."

I said "Sure, but before we do, there's something you should know."


I like liquor and whores

Liquor and whores

Cigarettes, dope, mustard, and baloney

Liquor and whores...


Then one night, down at the Legion

She walked in, I was drunk on Gin

Dancing with a lady friend

She said "Hey boy, you better fly the fuck home"

I said no, because of five little words, could've swore I said to you


I like liquor and whores

Liquor and whores

Cigarettes, and dope, and mustard, and baloney

Liquor and whores...


I like liquor and whores

Liquor and whores

Cigarettes, and dope, and mustard, and baloney

Liquor and whores...

2017 Version Edit

Another version of this song produced by Tuukka's Tracks Ky & TPB Productions Limited with some different lyrics.

2017 Lyrics Edit

I was down, drinking at the Legion

I met a girl, she was nice, she was pretty and pleasing

She said "Hey boy, we should do some marrying."

I said "Sure, but before we do, there's something you should know."


I like liquor and whores

Liquor and whores

Cigarettes, and dope, and mustard, and baloney

Liquor and whores...


Then one night, down at the Legion

She walked in, I was drunk on Gin

Dancing with a lady friend

My wife said "Hey boy, you better fly the fuck home"

I said no, because of five little words, could've swore I said to you


I like liquor and whores

Liquor and whores

Cigarettes, and dope, and mustard, and baloney

Liquor and whores...


Liquor and whores

Liquor and whores

Cigarettes, and dope, and mustard, and baloney

Liquor and whores

I like liquor and whores

Liquor and whores

Cigarettes, and dope, and mustard, and baloney

Liquor and whores

I like liquor and whores

Liquor and whores

Cigarettes, and dope, and mustard, and baloney

Liquor and whores...

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