Liquor and Whores is a song sung by Bubbles.
2007 Lyrics[]
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes, and dope, and mustard, and baloney
Liquor and whores
I was down, drinking at the Legion
I met a girl, she was nice, she was pretty and pleasing
She said "Hey boy, we should do some marrying."
I said "Sure, but before we do, there's something you should know."
I like liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes, dope, mustard, and baloney
Liquor and whores...
Then one night, down at the Legion
She walked in, I was drunk on Gin
Dancing with a lady friend
She said "Hey boy, you better fly the fuck home"
I said no, because of five little words, could've swore I said to you
I like liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes, and dope, and mustard, and baloney
Liquor and whores...
I like liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes, and dope, and mustard, and baloney
Liquor and whores...
2017 Version[]
Another version of this song produced by Tuukka's Tracks Ky & TPB Productions Limited with some different lyrics.
2017 Lyrics[]
I was down, drinking at the Legion
I met a girl, she was nice, she was pretty and pleasing
She said "Hey boy, we should do some marrying."
I said "Sure, but before we do, there's something you should know."
I like liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes, and dope, and mustard, and baloney
Liquor and whores...
Then one night, down at the Legion
She walked in, I was drunk on Gin
Dancing with a lady friend
My wife said "Hey boy, you better fly the fuck home"
I said no, because of five little words, could've swore I said to you
I like liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes, and dope, and mustard, and baloney
Liquor and whores...
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes, and dope, and mustard, and baloney
Liquor and whores
I like liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes, and dope, and mustard, and baloney
Liquor and whores
I like liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes, and dope, and mustard, and baloney
Liquor and whores...